Friday, October 16, 2009

Teacher Jokes

TEACHER: M aria, go to the map and find North America 
MARIA: Here it is. 
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS: Maria. 
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
(I Love this kid) 
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. 
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago. 
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I ' 
MILLIE: I is.. 
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted=2 0it. 
  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. 
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when=2
people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD: A teacher 


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